BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I made the mistake of reading this on my lunch break at work. Good thing I was the only one around, I almost had to change my pants I was laughing so hard.

I really want to incorporate this with the next facts-of-life talk I have with the boys. I'm sure I won't make them squirm. Much. Mwahahahahaha

http://www.dadgonemad.com/2009/06/why-we-dont-talk-about-sperm-at-the-dinner-table.html

Warning: don't be sipping your drink when you're reading this - I'm not responsible for any splatter on your screen!

I like this idea. Think I'll share it with the boys. They're good kids, and they could probably benefit from random moments of innocent rebellion!

Santa Tracker

Are your kids excited? Are you? I am!

Every year after evening church services and before we finally get the boys into bed, we check on Santa's progress here:

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html

The boys are always excited to see how far Santa has travelled and how much closer he's getting to our corner of the world.

If you go to the Kid's Countdown area there's some fun games to play while exploring the North Pole.

Enjoy!

He will never be the same in my eyes...

I'm a child of the 80's... the hair, the music, and the TV. I didn't see Super Dave Osbourne very much (lack of cable TV) but he was still known in our town.

There's a lot I didn't know about this person, he's not just a performer of the Super Dave character, but also a producer and comedy writer, and he was involved with many shows that I did enjoy.

So when I found out there was a radio interview on CBC that was filmed and available on You Tube, I downloaded it to listen to while I putter away. Thought it would be an interesting time filler.

It was interesting all right, just not how I thought it would be. Talk about a shattered image.

Arrogance? Whoa. I was surprised. Maybe he's 'in character' for a new show? No? That's what he's really like? Oh my. Not my kinda thing.

Make your own opinion. If you're a fan of his and don't want me to mess that up for you, that's fine too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGxkd9EV4_k
(It's a half hour long, but if you just listen to the first 5 minutes...)

I've...

... stolen this from another blog (I will gladly put her name and link here if she would like, but I don't know how public her blog is. She makes me laugh a lot though!)



Fun little game. The rules are simple. Copy and paste the list, putting the things you've done in bold. I'm not tagging anyone, just play if you feel like it.



1. Started my own blog

2. Slept under the stars

3. Played in a band

4. Visited Hawaii

5. Watched a meteor shower

6. Given more than I can afford to charity

7. Been to Disneyland/world

8. Climbed a mountain

9. Held a praying mantis

10. Sung a solo

11. Bungee jumped

12. Visited Paris

13. Watched a lightning storm at sea

14. Taught myself an art from scratch

15. Adopted a child

16. Had food poisoning

17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty

18. Grown my own vegetables

19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France

20. Slept on an overnight train

21. Had a pillow fight

22. Hitchhiked

23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill

24. Built a snow fort

25. Held a lamb

26. Gone skinny dipping

27. Run a marathon

28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice

29. Seen a total eclipse

30. Watched a sunrise or sunset

31. Hit a home run

32. Been on a cruise

33. Seen Niagara Falls in person

34. Visited the birthplace of my ancestors

35. Seen an Amish community

36. Taught myself a new language

37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied

38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person

39. Gone rock climbing

40. Seen Michelangelo’s David

41. Sung karaoke

42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt

43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant

44. Visited Africa

45. Walked on a beach by moonlight

46. Been transported in an ambulance

47. Had my portrait painted

48. Gone deep sea fishing

49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person

50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris

51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling

52. Kissed in the rain

53. Played in the mud

54. Gone to a drive-in theater

55. Been in a movie

56. Visited the Great Wall of China

57. Started a business

58. Taken a martial arts class

59. Visited Russia

60. Served at a soup kitchen

61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies

62. Gone whale watching

63. Got flowers for no reason

64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma

65. Gone sky diving

66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp

67. Bounced a check

68. Flown in a helicopter

69. Saved a favorite childhood toy

70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial

71. Eaten caviar

72. Pieced a quilt

73. Stood in Times Square

74. Toured the Everglades

75. Been fired from a job

76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London

77. Broken a bone

78. Been on a speeding motorcycle

79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person

80. Published a book

81. Visited the Vatican

82. Bought a brand new car

83. Walked in Jerusalem

84. Had my picture in the newspaper

85. Read the entire Bible

86. Visited the White House

87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating

88. Had chickenpox

89. Saved someone’s life

90. Sat on a jury

91. Met someone famous

92. Joined a book club

93. Lost a loved one

94. Had a baby

95. Seen the Alamo in person

96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake

97. Been involved in a law suit

98. Owned a cell phone

99. Been stung by a bee

100. Had sex outside